Dreams

Ever wondered about dreams and where they come from? Personally I never remember mine, although even when conscious I have a hard time remembering things.

Isn' t it a theory that dreams are a cognitive process?

Check this out.

I went into work today and my colleague told me about a dream he had. He told it like this......

Me and you were both together at work and the boss came up to us and said that we had to deliver a package down the road. Ok so we both decide to take the bus as its a fair old walk for the delivery . At the bus stop, you changed your mind and said "F&*k it, let's go to Stansted for the day". I wasn't too keen, worried about geting fired but you were very persuasive. We asked the bus driver and he said "No" but miraculously we ended up on the bus driving to Stansted.

Anyways, I then decided to go to Cambridge to visit a lady friend so we told the driver to change course as it was just down the road. So there we were in Cambridge. At this point you said, "While we are here let's go and see Syd Barrett".

Syd Barrett was in a nursing home so we went in and had a chat with him. The strange thing was he was actually a small Eric Sykes. After chatting with Syd for a few hours he then decided that we should both go round his house. We stole a car from one of the nurses and drove to Syd's house. His house happened to be on a run down council estate in Cambridge. We took ages to find it as Syd's directions were bad. Anyway we finally got there and all had a cup of tea.

Flippin' 'eck!!! What the hell was that about? Seriously people out there can interpret dreams but this has got to be beyond interpretation. The only justifiction was that my colleague had had macaroni cheese for dinner with a particularily mature english cheddar.

So I guess that makes any interpretation null and void?